Sunday, November 01, 2009

Search Preferences

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA - Internet giant, Google, announced today that their index will not longer return results for searches beginning with the letters D or O, or the word "stimulus", until the Obama Administration agrees to increase their monthly AdWords budget.

Internet searchers, outraged at not being able to search for terms like dog and ovary, have flocked to Bing, the competing web search (or 'decision engine') created by Microsoft Corporation, headquartered in Redmond, W.A. To their dismay, searchers found that Bing returned no results for anything starting with the letters G or Y, or the word "chair".

1 comment:

Marty said...

Dammit, Scott, I hate that when I use BING and I'm searching for the word 'chair' and it brings back an album title called 'Colours'....Reminds me that I still need to send that back to you....But only if you'll send back MY 'Bark at the Moon' album in return....!

Send me some traffic, Dude! Saw your blog - you've aged well....not so sure I have. Look me up on Twitter as 'martywittrock'. Until then, have fun.